| Colour / B&W 1 | Cover and blurb |
| Colour / B&W 3 | We made it, Bruce! |
| Colour / B&W 4 | Welcome lovers |
| Colour / B&W 5 | I'd have given anything to beat dong.. |
| Colour / B&W 6 | Wanking into a twat |
| Colour / B&W 7 | Fat Penis |
| Colour / B&W 8 | US willies (the mushroom farm) |
| Colour / B&W 9 | Because of that kunt.. |
| Colour / B&W 10 | Willy cunt come poo fuck.. & knob-shaped pepper pots |
| Colour / B&W 11 | My bit of a boner |
| Colour / B&W 12 | If you're still camp tonight.. & cult of entangled penises |
| Colour / B&W 13 | Giving himself a tit-wank |
| Colour / B&W 14 | Sweet dreams, tojer! |
| Colour / B&W 15 | Tugging at your post |
| Colour / B&W 16 | Too hot to handle! |
| Colour / B&W 17 | Shaving his own foreskin |
| Colour / B&W 18 | Forced to beat meat |
| Colour / B&W 19 | Butt-rending bumrape - heh heh, sorted! |
| Colour / B&W 20 | All we can do is kiss penis.. |
| Colour / B&W 21 | You will go after him alone. |
| Colour / B&W 22 | Broken leaves on these bushes.. |
| Colour / B&W 23 | Thick bastard - with cumpants! |
| Colour / B&W 24 | The jap was queer & 20-tonne willy |
| Colour / B&W 25 | He had just creased Moto's foreskin |
| Colour / B&W 26 | Hermaphrodite & amazing cock |
| Colour / B&W 27 | A jerk-off for information |
| Colour / B&W 28 | A cold-feeling wanker |
| Colour / B&W 29 | A singing bone for Moto's people & mammaries jerked semen |
| Colour / B&W 30 | I have been expecting sex for days |
| Colour / B&W 31 | Malloy touched bell-ends & we'll find a boy who's camp there.. |
| Colour / B&W 32 | These baps are fucking great! & The news came as a cock & Take precautions |
| Colour / B&W 33 | Saki tarted for the door.. |
| Colour / B&W 34 | Twat slappened? & a penis had hatched & Mongonlian gang-bang |
| Colour / B&W 35 | Once I get a wank.. |
| Colour / B&W 36 | A long, arduous buttfuck |
| Colour / B&W 37 | Prepare to sell your arses dearly! |
| Colour / B&W 38 | Nope, I kiss their dong! |
| Colour / B&W 39 | They've taken six of us up the bum |
| Colour / B&W 40 | Kum and his squid & a simple private doing hash |
| Colour / B&W 41 | Bapanese & Kum hurled a butt-plug |
| Colour / B&W 42 | The pisswank exploded |
| Colour / B&W 43 | Hasho nuzzled a teriffic twhat.. |
| Colour / B&W 44 | Kum nobs tit |
| Colour / B&W 45 | My helmet is made of leopard skin.. |
| Colour / B&W 46 | Until his cock sweated blood.. |
| Colour / B&W 47 | We will bush them as they piss! |
| Colour / B&W 48 | Frew began to gobble hysterically |
| Colour / B&W 49 | A vicious blow |
| Colour / B&W 50 | Take your lovers up the bum! |
| Colour / B&W 51 | Keeping their heads down their pants |
| Colour / B&W 52 | Small panties with the tops turned down |
| Colour / B&W 53 | A makeshit bag of jizz |
| Colour / B&W 54 | Watching for any signs of lechery |
| Colour / B&W 55 | That guy's boned Coco! |
| Colour / B&W 56 | Too deep in penis to think straight |
| Colour / B&W 57 | Jap rifle butt |
| Colour / B&W 58 | Uh-oh.. he's gay.. |
| Colour / B&W 59 | It's no good cumming, Frew |
| Colour / B&W 60 | You'll never beleave this hand-shandy! |
| Colour / B&W 61 | A whimper of desire |
| Colour / B&W 62 | I've got to get a wank from him, but he's still straight.. |
| Colour / B&W 63 | Something about an orgy at the other side of the island |
| Colour / B&W 64 | They both shagged each other |
| Colour / B&W 65 | THE bENDer |
| Colour / B&W 66 | Cum and poo books on sale now! |